How I calmed down and learned to love the dwarf

Back again. Did some soul-searching, sock-burning and general gallivanting and I’ve realized I blow chunks when it comes to managed projects. BUT! Fuck that past-Daniel; time to rock some Dwarf Fortress like a green-eyed Popsicle-titan that undulates! For starters I’ve actually managed to generate a world without the endless, hated, error messages! I know, I know, amazing progress. I’m just in the process

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THE DEEPEST HATE

The following is an excerpt of these few days between me and Dwarf Fortress. Paraphrased of course, for the PG-13 rating. “Okay, time to generate a new world in DF. Let’s do this! Mm, yes, these variables looks nice, yes, good. Okay. Generate, oh mighty Code!” … … … Dwarf fortress has encountered an error and must shut bla bla “Fine!

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Dwarf Fortress: It’s All In The Location

Next part! Locations! Locations locations locations! With ascending order of rank-dwelling let’s start with… The Pit The Pit is home for the Tarnished, and using word home is a huge overstatement here. It’s actually just a massive quarry-prison made for strip mining (the dirtier kind). It will be a guarded perimeter of <undefined> space where only mining is allowed. If

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Dwarf Fortress – Tribute To Miasma: Introduction

Dwarf Fortress. The treacherous lover by the flickering dark. The alphabet soup in the morning. The heart eating- dragon slaying- cobblestone stomping gremlin that we all love to wrestle with in our darkest, micromanaging desires. It’s time to enter the fray again! But before I divulge and indulge you clapperboards with my slapdash (and seriously over complicated) fort-challenge let’s copy and paste a brief description of what Dwarf Fortress

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